Every once in a while I like to pass on some medical facts that are guaranteed to improve your sex life. O.K, Listen up. (Drum roll). SEMEN carries more than just sperm. Medical studies show that it alleviates depression in … Continue reading
Aug 27 2012
Aug 25 2012
The following winners will all receive a Tony Clifton T-Shirt! A.) “Puberty is not kind to Teletubbies.” – Ray Ewing / Edgartown, MA B.) “Belly button humor is for pussies and assholes!” – Lawson Bennett / Austin, TX C.) “With … Continue reading
Aug 16 2012
THIS YEAR’S ELECTION: “SOCIALISM VS. COMMUNISM” – AND THE CHOICE ISN’T EVEN YOURS! I try to stay out of politics. I’d rather be in a young girl’s panties. But with the presidential election rolling around, lately I’ve been asked who … Continue reading