Tony Clifton Performing in NOLA.

To all my New Orleans Fans – I’m coming to town on May 5th to emcee for Primus at The Sugar Mill. I might even do a number or two with Skerik and his band the Dead Kenny G’s and … Continue reading

Attention all Tony Clifton Shoppers!

Welcome to my own website.  Yep, I’m finally goin’ the social media route.  It’s time that I share my expertise on “How Not to Play By The Rules, Live For The Moment, and Most Importantly, Never Ever Fuck Anyone Over … Continue reading

News Flash!

Greetings, My Fans and Young Chickadees, It’s your better, Tony Clifton, writing my first blog in historyeee. But enough of my famous rhyming. *** NEWS FLASH *** Got in an auto accident last night.  Some old broad in her 80’s, … Continue reading