Video : Tony Clifton

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink; when they get up in the morning, that's the best they’ll feel all day.

I’ve got a drinking problem. I got two hands and only one mouth.

I’m on a whiskey diet. Last week, I lost 4 days.

I only drink to steady my nerves. Last night, I was so steady I couldn’t move.

How do you make four old ladies say, "Fu#k"? Get a fifth one to yell "Bingo!"

I’m not an alcoholic. I’m a drunk. The difference is you don’t have to go to meetings.

I don’t drink that much. I spill most of it.

I drink to forget. Just what it was, I forgot.

I’m really pissed off at the airlines charging five bucks a drink. That’s $75 from here to Chicago.

Did you hear about the blind skunk? He tried to rape a fart.

How do you make five pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it.

What is the main cause for bestiality? Sexy animals.

What did one Dead Head say to the other when they ran out of dope? This music sucks.

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Andy Kaufman talks about Tony Clifton with Merv Griffin

Blonde Naked Cuts – Tony Clifton Live From The Bunny Ranch (NSFW!!!)

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Little Tony Clifton makes an appearance on Andy Kaufman’s Funhouse TV Show

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Tony Clifton “Beginnings” (full version)

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Tony Clifton “Summer Wind” (full version)

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Tony Clifton – “Rhinestone Cowboy” (full version)

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Tony Clifton 2008 Tour Promo

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Tony Clifton at lunch with his newly adopded daughter, Keely!

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Tony Clifton Attacks Jim Carrey at Press Conference

Tony Clifton Gets Down To Skrillex At The Hangout Music Festival 2012

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Tony Clifton meets Andy Kaufman (Man On The Moon)

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Tony Clifton on the Fantastic Miss Piggy Show

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Tony Clifton Young Shaver

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Tony Clifton’s highlighted performance in Man On The Moon