Today’s the 29th Anniversary of Andy Kaufman’s death. Vice Magazine spent some time on the road with Tony to discuss: http://bit.ly/12EC1WQ

Here’s me pulling an Osama bin Laden — i.e., hiding in plain sight. The year was 1979, and I was performing at a tea party for the Ambassador’s wife at the American Embassy in Iran. Just then, the facility was … Continue reading →

“Moves like Jagger” my ass.  Mick stole his moves from Tina Turner back in the 60’s. I was fucking one of her backup singers at the time, and she told me that Tina wasn’t too happy about it.  To this … Continue reading →

The foyer was magnificent and put Caesar’s Palace to shame.  We had no sooner stepped inside than a cute chick was descending the staircase.  It was the lady of the house, Patricia Arquette (Cage’s ex-wife).  She had a cell phone … Continue reading →

Damnit, I said I wasn’t going to comment on the election.  But it is the issue of the day, and everyone keeps asking my take on the first debate.  So here it goes. Everyone pretty much agrees:  Obama sucked.  Even … Continue reading →

While everyone is clamoring for their 15 minutes of fame, I’m intrigued by a celebrity who is a living legend, and yet is trying his utmost not to be  — namely, Bob Dylan. I can’t seem to shake last month’s … Continue reading →

“SURPRISE PARTY” – PART 2 The limo pulled up to the guard gate to “The Colony” in Malibu.  Almost every star in the world, from Sting to Brad Pitt, has a multi-million dollar beach house here.  Nick Cage and his … Continue reading →

“SURPRISE PARTY” – Part 1 I almost shit myself when I picked up the phone and discovered it was Nicolas Cage on the line.  He was inviting me to his home for a “surprise party” for one of his best … Continue reading →

In my last blog, I told you about the old farts who have money to pull out of the stock market because the Middle East is about to explode.  This time, I want to talk to my main demographic:  the … Continue reading →