THIS YEAR’S ELECTION: “SOCIALISM VS. COMMUNISM” – AND THE CHOICE ISN’T EVEN YOURS!
I try to stay out of politics. I’d rather be in a young girl’s panties. But with the presidential election rolling around, lately I’ve been asked who am I backing?
No One. And if you are planning on voting, you’re a “naïve asswipe”, and here’s why.
Statistically, 48 to 52% of the population votes in a national election. Let’s round that number out to 50%, i.e., half the population votes, the other half doesn’t. Take off another 10% for independents and we’re left with 40%, which is just about evenly split between Democrats and Republicans. Bottom line: whoever gets 21% of the vote wins. Which means that less than ¼ of the voting population of the U.S. elects the leader of the free world. Do I have your attention yet?
Now let’s explore that 21% more closely. Stats also show that whatever party spends the most on advertising has a better chance at winning. Now for purposes of discussion, let’s call Obama the “socialist” candidate, even though I don’t buy the far right’s labeling him as such, although I do believe that every jungle bunny was born with a silver welfare check in their mouth. I use to cornhole this Trotskyite bitch in the 60’s and believe me Mr. President, you’re no Trotsky.
Anyway, back to advertising dollars: follow the money trail and you’ll see that Romney is the “Communist Candidate” and here’s why!
I live in Vegas. I know all the players in Vegas and one of the biggest is Sheldon Adelson, owner of the Venetian Hotel & Casino. You might remember his name as he bankrolled Newt Gingrich’s for a while. Now he has his eyes set on his new racehorse, Mitt Romney.
Publicly he’s announced that he’s going to back him to the tune of 10 mil. Those in the know predict he’ll also throw in another 100 mil through Super Pac spending. The question becomes, “Where is this $110 million coming from?” The answer is Communist Red China. Far –fetched? Just hang in there.
The take in Vegas is way down. The casinos are losing money hand over fist. So how is Adelson going to bankroll Romney’s campaign? RED CHINA. No shit, Sherlock. Adelson has another Venetian Hotel and Casino twice the size of Vegas’ in Macau, China. And that one is gushing profit. Unlike our economy, the Chinese are doing just fine. And you can bet your bottom dollar that if Romney gets elected, he’s going to look favorably to Red China’s demands on free trade.
That reminds me, what time does the Chinaman go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty.