Greetings, My Fans and Young Chickadees,
It’s your better, Tony Clifton, writing my first blog in historyeee.
But enough of my famous rhyming.
*** NEWS FLASH ***
Got in an auto accident last night. Some old broad in her 80’s, who shouldn’t even be allowed to be driving, rear-ended me into a light pole. A cop asked if I was “seriously hurt”. I told him I didn’t know. I hadn’t spoken to my lawyer yet.
I was driving back from my dear friend Dennis Hof’s Moonlight Bunny Ranch (a legal brothel in Nevada). I just had myself a 19 year old. She was good, but I was better.
Keep checking out my blog and remember my motto: “You’re only as old as the person you FUCK!!!”