Greetings, My Fans and Young Chickadees,

It’s your better, Tony Clifton, writing my first blog in historyeee.

But enough of my famous rhyming.

*** NEWS FLASH ***

Got in an auto accident last night.  Some old broad in her 80’s, who shouldn’t even be allowed to be driving, rear-ended me into a light pole.  A cop asked if I was “seriously hurt”.  I told him I didn’t know.  I hadn’t spoken to my lawyer yet.

I was driving back from my dear friend Dennis Hof’s Moonlight Bunny Ranch (a legal brothel in Nevada).  I just had myself a 19 year old.  She was good, but I was better.

Keep checking out my blog and remember my motto:  “You’re only as old as the person you FUCK!!!”